Safe Sex Song

When it comes to condoms, don't wear two
'Cause they'll tear and they'll be more of you
And they're not the best choice by themselves
So use a condom plus something else
There's lots of options to choose from
There's pills and implants and patchy ones
Outercourse allows love affairs
That just avoid putting "that" in "there"
Some say it's safe to use the pull-out method
Bad advice to take
'Cause it's not effective
'Cause sometimes there sperm in pre-ejaculate
And then next thing you know, tag you're it

So be safe don't do
Things you're not supposed to
Do what's right for you and yours
And if you don't know
That's what a doctor's for

If you have an STD
The best thing to do, ethically,
Is to tell the people you're having sex with
And any of your recent exes
Using condoms reduce the risk
Of another person contracting it
Male condoms and female too
Both make a barrier protecting you
Can't guarantee other ways to do it
Won't still give you an STD
You're mixing bodily fluids
If you're sexually active you don't have to fear
As long as you get tested at least once a year

So be safe don't do
Things you're not supposed to
Do what's right for you and yours
And if you don't know
That's what a doctor's for

Women having body hair isn't gross
It's the same as men's and normal for most
There's debate on what's the best and cleanest
An uncircumcised or a circumcised penis
Regularly change your underwear
The vagina cleans itself, don't put soap up there
Girls pee after sex to avoid UTIs
You don't have to worry as much if you're a guy
It's good to know your body and the way things belong
So you'll know if or when something is wrong
It's important to take care of yourself
For the sake of your health

So be safe don't do
Things you're not supposed to
Do what's right for you and yours
And if you don't know
That's what a doctor's for