The Rosewood London (feat. The Original Cast of HAZEL: An Extravagant Musical)

Well, time for a change of scenery...

Hey, what do you call
A five star-residence
Where everyone who's
Listed is a star? (What?)
Now, if you aren't the shiny type
You might have missed out
On that - sound (What?)
Now what do you call a place
Where money and luxury
Flood outta the pockets
Of every coat you see? (What?)
Yeah, you better bring
A bucket and a mop
I'll show you around
Next stop
The Rosewood London

Look there it is
Yeah, that is one hell of a building
Hey, imagine if it was made outta cheese
Oh, please don't...
Just a little?
No!
Oh, fine, I won't...
Zoey!
Coming!

Mmmm
Welcome ladies, gentlemen
Non-binary, and queer
To this quite exquisite
And extravagant affair
Now have a real good look around
'Cause you've probably never
Seen another venue
This impressive in your life
But don't let us stand about

You all got the invitation
And really there's nothing more to say
Aspiring songwriters of our nation
Please, enjoy your stay
At the Rosewood London

Woah, have you seen this place?
This is crazy, quite all right
And I think I just saw Julia Michaels
Starstruck?
Yeah, she'll probably be
Hah! Well, there's so much more to see
Now come on!

Check the staircase
Chandeliers
The fireplace
And even, here's
A room with mirrors
On the wall
Oh, I'm getting one of these
And at the heart of it all
Hey, want to have a seat
At the sparkling bar?
Well, can you pour me one dry
Lady Superstar?
Well, I can give it a try
I can get used to this style
Well, yeah I kinda see why
And the best thing by far, hey

Mirror, mirror in the sky
Is showing us who's to shine
At The Rosewood London

Imagine two more years from now
When the stars spell out the names
Henry, Zoey
Destination?
History!
And it all goes back to this
That it started with
The Rosewood London