Miss Demeanor

If looks could kill Ted Bundy would be jealous
Her name is Miss Demeanor and she has so much to tell us
Her eyes shimmer like the waves in the sea
But be careful Captain Jack, the crash fait accompli

Cuz I, I could take a number. I could wait my turn in line
But time makes me a little dumber, oh wait the B is si
I lent a hand to a dreamer, but there's no saving Miss Demeanor

If the dirt causes hurt
Change your shirt
Make it work
Be a flirt
Lift your skirt
Be alert
Sixes vert
When the man in the van
Just can't hold your hand
Be a fan of the plan
Cross the land
Join a band

Cuz I, I could take a number. I could wait my turn in line
But time makes me a little dumber, oh wait the B is si
I lent a hand to a dreamer, but there's no saving Miss Demeanor

I should've learned my lesson
I should've counted my blessings
Could've just walked away
But I'll save you the trouble
Please put down your shovel
And stop digging your own grave

Cuz you, you could take a number. You could wait your turn in line
Don't cry. Make it through the summer, hold onto your mind
You'll find another dreamer, but there's no saving Miss Demeanor