Mah Theory

I recite stories in lab coats
On rooftops dormitories
While students sniff coke
And get all jolly about
Hearing my poetry from

A Scope that they'd never
Seen they'd have to
Reincarnate carl Segan and
Huddle together Bill Nye the
Science Guy and Neil

Degrasse Tyson and while
Their at it bring back to life
Galileo and Albert Einstein
To create an invention to
Define the rhymes that I'm

Rhyming in
Okay Ivan how you rhyming
Then I'm Quetzalcoatl
Studying the motion of
Partials I'm Mayan

Calendars being redefined
By astronomical
Proportions astronauts
Gonna study what I have
Not To realize that this have

Nots got more then just
Holes in my socks
Is your wife really bad or is it
Just the ass shots
Lips bullshit why's that

Cause they Botox
Call the belly stuntman
Cause it did the tuck and roll
If I had a lot of money
Probably do the same yo

But I'm broker than the joker
That means I can go in to
The casino and play poker
And lose fifty grand and
Come back to my mother

And complain she wouldn't
Hear anything just except
Asking me if I picked up the
Pizza order
Back to this quantum

Physics science thesis
I'm about as radical to that
Research like trousers
Getting creases
Velcro on coats man fuck

Your zippers
I Benjamin button button's
Get outta here
And what's a monarch dude
Fuck Shakespeare it's why I

Am butterfly I I I I out
Aka one one zero zero oh
First rapper to speak
Computer language on a
Track wonder what it says

Jack, wonder what it says
Soulja boy aye where you at
Come on with the response I
Expect to hear
One zero zero one zero zero
One one one zero zero one
By the end of the month uh