Creature From the Black Rangoon

Danny had a date, it was the talk of the town
Sally was her name, the cutest girl around
His car was a mess, moldy food made it reek
But time was running out, if he was late she would freak
He thought the place he threw it was your average lake
Little did he know it was filled with toxic waste
Then Danny pulled off to get that bitch by eight
The water started bubbling now it's too late

A couple hours later, things were getting hot
Sally's kissing Danny and the doors are locked
The lake was glowing bright, but they didn't seem to care
When out from the water, a claw shot in the air
The creatures crawling closer and it's trailing slime
Sweet and sour sauce with a hint of lime
Rotten rangoon, it was stinking up the car
Sally looked up and saw something bizarre

His claws were gripping P'bers in his teeth he had the smokes
Sally's eyes went wide and the creature spoke
Hey dudes, what's the move? Why the frosty attitude
I'm just here to party, I'm the Creature from the Black Rangoon



Credits
Writer(s): Meg Munro
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