Intermittent Fasting

Hey everyone, how ya doin'?
Lainey, we're recording
Mike, how's it goin'?
Lainey, we're recording
Baz, we're going to be professional today, right?
Wait, what're you talking about?
I've
Got
A Dirty little secret
I eat and eat
And eat until my pants split
If there's a plan, a pill or a diet
You know I've paid and paid just to try it
With only
A thinner
Wallet
Until
Wait for it
Intermittent Fasting is my saviour
With so many wonderful foods to savour
I can eat, and eat, and eat, and then stop
The weight loss is slow
No real fast track
Hunger during the fast
Can be tough
But when the window opens up the heavens sing
And I fill my mouth
With
Sup'
Can anyone out there
Try to understand?
I mean with slogans like calories in
Calories out
Did you ever even try to work out?
All of their stupid advice just makes me wanna shout
And when it doesn't work
I sit
And I eat
And I pout
Been wasting time
And money
On this
Diet
No-mans land
I know I'm not the only one
Just look around at what the diet and food industry has done
Eat more, spend more, eat more, spend more
Ack
The local national chain gym will work you to your core
Gimme gimme gimme gimme
More more more more
More more MORE
Laine, uhhhh
Hey, hey guys?
We, we need to stop this
Uhm, Lainey
Ok, all right... Lainey?
Lainey
LAINEY
WHAT!?
Ok, we talked about this
You said you didn't want to use auto tune
But it's clear, that you're using auto tune
And it's just not fair for everyone else
No, ok that's a really Tre
Ok so you're
Ok, well but see, that's a
People's careers are on the line here
OK you know what, it's fine, it's fine, no
Let's, let's, just leave it
You know you shouldn't be saying
Things when you just don't know
Let's just start it up again, come on guys
Ugh, Waste of time!
The along, comes Intermittent fasting
No one to sell me, a god-damned pipe-dream
I eat what I want, it's just a matter of timing
Slow, slow
Slow
SLOW Progress
Makes me wanna cry, oh god
I'm a hot mess!
But maybe there's something else out there?
A tape worm? Ugh
A God-Awful juice-cleanse?
I just really don't care
I gain, I lose
I gain, I lose
I gain
I GAIN
I gain, I gain
I lose I gain
The constant struggle for something new
Searching the blogs, the vlogs, the reddit
I try, and I try
And I try, I just don't get any credit
Oh, yeah
Intermittent Fasting
It makes me think I need to look for something new?
Ugh
I hate, hate, hate
Hate Dieting!
Eat
Stop
Eat
Stop
Eat
Stop
Eat
Stop