It Burns When I Pee

Now it's time for me to spit on this mic, yeah

Man, I swear
Past three weeks I've dread taking off my underwear
Toilet time's all fucked up
Still no way ya mans pissin' in a cup
It burns when I wee
Shagged some shady bird last week under a tree
Also, I wipe too hard
My arse is on fire like these bars

It burns when I pee
It burns when I pee
It burns when I poo
I hate going to the loo
It burns when I pee
It burns when I pee
No piss in a cup
Man's all fucked up

Fuck all these posers man
Ain't even had sex, no herpes man
Every STD in tha book
You'll go blind if you look
Cuz it burns
My penis' green and rottin
Smell'll put you in a coffin
But still these birds want me
It hurts when I pee

It burns when I pee
It burns when I pee
It burns when I poo
I hate going to the loo
It burns when I pee
It burns when I pee
No piss in a cup
Man's all fucked up

I got rot in my toof
Bad oral hygiene
Nasty mouf roof
If I see ya in da boof
My gat'll go POOF
I still got STDs
I ain't safe, dick cheese
The stink's a torture meffod
Guantanamo, no good, next one

And a message to you young'uns
Never ever, ever rub your cock on the dance floor
It's filthy, muddy, grimy
It's probably never had proper maintenance
It's positively deranged, yeah

It burns when I pee
Ever since man was on that hike
And climbed to the top of a tree
Now I got three women scared of STDs
After they had sex with me
And all I really need
Is a doctor with a med degree
That can tell me what's wrong with it

It burns when I pee
It burns when I pee

Think I might have suffered testicular cancer
All my kings out there should get checked and an answer
Cause I wouldn't ever wish this shit on you
My dick is swollen and it's color is blue

Hemorrhoids fillin' up my bumhole
All tangled up in a bundle
Everyday poppin' em like a balloon
Got me scratching my arse just like a baboon
Racing to the loo
Like a Toyota Gazoo
It burns, but it kinda feels good when I poo
Imma nut in the loo
Like a big arse cashew

Nut, nut, nut, nut, nut, nut, nut, nut, nut

Now it's time for a proper drill verse

*drill noises*



Credits
Writer(s): Vebjorn Christie, Jone Sutterud Warland, Jorgen Skredtveit Moen
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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