Veggina

She's a vegetarian
Also a lesbian
She's in PETA too
She won't eat fast food

She's all for progression
She'll teach a valuable lesson
About the money to use
To buy leather shoes
She's a sickly shade of yellow
She does not eat Jello
Because it's ground from
A horse's bones
She's idealistic
No animal tested lipstick
She'll be a good girl
She's taking over the world

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Maybe I'm the only one
Who still wants to eat meat
But I guess that times are changing and
I'll just have to deal with it

I'm not saying I will advocate bad guys
But in the end
We are just humans
I respect the fact
You wanna save the planet
Maybe it's me and not you
But I can't stand tofu

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Maybe it's not ok to slaughter animals
But at a certain point
I guess we just have to

I was standing in a field
Chowing down on grass
The next thing you know
I'm in several different packs
At your local convenience store
For $3.50 a pound
Is that how much I'm worth?
Can't we just be friends?!

I don't come in your house
When you're chowing down on chips
And take you off your couch
And chop you into bits
I just want to be left alone
I'm just a cow
All I say is MOO



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