Punch in the Neck

Look at that it's crawling around
Trying to whisper sweet somethings
It jumped on top of the countertop
And put a fistful of bees in my brain

Now I'm standing out in the backyard
Like a praying mantis with a microphone
Band-Aid on my lip buying something for my wife
Maybe something that she already owns

A really old man fell right through the roof
And started yodeling obscenities
He fell off his rocker but it was not a shocker
When he overlooked his technicalities

With his poofy scarf he started singing lounge
And demanded that I pay him with a check
So I started dancing on his television set
When the bastard went up and punched me in the neck

Now my teeth are grinding music
And he came along and punched me in the neck

Throw the axe at the tree
Smile at your friend horribly
See your face in the fire in the basement
Houdini's alive, he's probably locked up somewhere
Darth Vader convinced me to join the dark side

When the little blue men blue little the when
Time drops you open and they let you in
Now the losers are winning and it's only good for sinning
When you're swimming in the water's only crack

Now I'm leaking information to the FBI
About spying on the one-armed maniac
The military intelligence
Came right up and they punched me in the neck

Punched in the neck