Bobby Boucher (Adam Sandler)

Back outside, never hide my intentions
Life is a vibe once you slide on a mission
Goddamn I'm fried, bouta like all her pictures
And have 'em thinking "Damn Perty might go to the distance"

Had to drop the blizzy shit would grapple my ambition
Couple bitches wishin' they could grip up on Pertinence
Peter Piper picked 'em no sidekick-in, Scottie Pippin
Maybe I'm afraid to die or maybe I'm just trippin'

I made "Tapped In" then I did "Okay Okay"
That's a couple fucking hits, back to back in 40 days
Bitch we don't take Apple Pay, Visa, Mastercard no way
Better have it all in cash till then not another phrase

I remember back in the day (hold up fuck that shit)
I wasn't focused on the pay (hold up fuck that shit)
I wasn't focused on the love (hold up fuck that shit)
She wasn't focused on the boy (who the fuck that bitch?)

I put the 'Mac in Machiavelli
My ego stay bruised and petty
Y'all people be mooching heavy
My people goin' boost my levy

My women don't need an address
Y'all bitches got baby daddies
I'm joking, I mean not really
Y'all fuck and she like "You kidding me?"

I pop out hit the duggy
What's up with your partner buddy?
He obviously tryna scrap
Maybe squabble and see my undies

Why he look at me funny?
This dummy wanna get ugly
He got the cards stacked against him
This man is playing gin rummy, I told her

Bring it back, run it back like the B side
We slide, she goin' freak in them Levi's
Booty shakin' make me faint just like I'm seaside
Walking on the plank it's hard to think I came to realize

Life's a trip, they ain't too much that you can do though
Modern day Picasso, Rando Macho y El Chulo
He should be a model, he look like a superhero
Swoop the girl and save the day, my efforts always sumo

Sumo I'ma wrestler wrasslin' on these beats
And I razzle-dazzle, "Hey asshole!" is you talking to me?
DDK be the name, when you say it just leave a beep
Cause the message that I be sending to y'all include a speech

While I'm peddling, no impediments, pen is feeling magnificent
Melatonin be hitting, y'all sleeping like you Maleficent
Militant I be moving and going dolo
Stopping for all the photos, baby you know I'm loco

The focal point of this game is saying I got a chokehold
Rolo, my brother, got me he die if I tell 'em so so
Rappers are really uh oh, riding this shit I'd buckle on up
You wanna tussle or tassle I wanna huddle

See me on the field
Kill or be killed

Bro, y'all really gotme rapping on this Adam Sandler
Fucking song I'm DDK
Bro enough with the fucking Adam Sandler shit
I don't even sound like him
And honestly bro, it hurts me feelings

It's like a couple fucking weeks ago, nobody gave a fuck
It's like a couple fucking weeks ago, I almost gave it up
I sucked is up and wrote another flow and now I'm paid as fuck
I got a maid and stuff, I'm fucking famous
Wrote it in pavement someone save me

Ma-mama says alligators are so awry
Because they have all them teeth and no toothbrush

Back outside, never hide my intentions
Life is a vibe once you slide on a mission
Goddamn I'm fried, bouta like all her pictures
And have 'em thinking "Damn Perty might go to the distance"