Business Plan
Your preacher masturbates
Your bishop masturbates
Their browser history, would make your mother faint
Your priest is whacking off
To your sexually confessions
And diddling your kids
Under the pope's protection
Pass the collection plate
Pass the collection plate
These holy men have mortgages
And their hookers need paid
Confess your sins to me, for a nominal fee
The more you give the more you're saved
Even the poor must obey
Or burn in hell forever
Cause God needs your cheddar
Olstein's got your grandma
Shaking her upside down
Taking every penny
That falls to the ground
Copeland's got your parents
Bent over a log
Thumbing through their wallets
And taking all he wants
Pass the collection plate
Pass the collection plate
These billionaires have needs
And they need it tax free
Your bishop masturbates
Their browser history, would make your mother faint
Your priest is whacking off
To your sexually confessions
And diddling your kids
Under the pope's protection
Pass the collection plate
Pass the collection plate
These holy men have mortgages
And their hookers need paid
Confess your sins to me, for a nominal fee
The more you give the more you're saved
Even the poor must obey
Or burn in hell forever
Cause God needs your cheddar
Olstein's got your grandma
Shaking her upside down
Taking every penny
That falls to the ground
Copeland's got your parents
Bent over a log
Thumbing through their wallets
And taking all he wants
Pass the collection plate
Pass the collection plate
These billionaires have needs
And they need it tax free
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Writer(s): Brad Bench
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