How Can I Be Sure?

How can I be sure
That you are not a whore
How do I know
How do I know
That you haven't blown the football team and more
How can I be sure that you are not a whore

Are those stretch marks around your lips
Even Steven Tyler said damn
Are your mudflaps hanging down
Are your curtains beef or ham
Has that lower back tattoo been used for target practice
When your lover blows his mind
While he's spanking your behind

How can I be sure
That you are not a whore
How do I know
How do I know
That you haven't blown the football team and more
How can I be sure that you are not a whore

Do you hide those big salamis in the place
Where the sun don't shine
Are you feeling fine
Do you walk like you rode a horse
Does your pussy use the Force
Has your dime store lipstick smeared upon
The tools of many men
Have you ever been in pain
While taking on a train

How can I be sure
That you are not a whore
How do I know
How do I know
That you haven't blown the football team and more
How can I be sure that you are not a whore

Do you wear your kneepads to service the lads
Do you work a few ladies too
Take a ride in the love canoe
Has the basketball team come and made you scream
Have you had a lotta cocks in you
Cause too many cocks spoil the stew
Oh, now you know what to do

How can I be sure
That you are not a whore
How do I know
How do I know
That you haven't blown the football team and more
How can I be sure that you are not a whore

How can I be sure that you are not a whore
A deep down dirty sleazy woman
How can I be sure
You give me doubts darlin



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Writer(s): Beau Nair
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