I Hope You're Unhappy

I must have had a dream about you
'Cause I woke up in the worst of moods
When I looked at the clock my day was already ruined
I'm glad that you like your new place
And I hope your new job works out well
I'm getting used to the kitchen and sleeping by myself

As we talk and reminisce
I barely mask how deeply I'm depressed
And though I can't complain
I think I just might
'Cause it can't get much worse

And I hope that you're unhappy to be alone

I'm at my suit job everyday
And [my band's] writing a new LP
And though I still hate school I've almost got my degree
I keep myself so busy now
'Cause I don't want to be at home at all
'Cause every time that I'm there I'm crushed that you haven't called

And then I dwell and reminisce
About the time I bought the angel dress
That you wore for me
And the sun went down
And you swore you were mine

And I hope that you're unhappy to be alone
I don't want to cry anymore than I cry, just as least as much

I know your children will be beautiful
But I don't ever want to know that they exist at all

So let's not talk and reminisce
'Cause it won't clear the cobwebs in my chest
When I clench the phone and I grind my teeth
'Cause I know that I'm alone

And I hope, I hope you're miserable
And I hope that you're unhappy to be alone