Better Ideas & Worse Solutions

Walk right into the nearest bar
Step in front of that speeding car
See the clown smiling when you can't find your grin

Turn to the hose when you're out of luck
Close the windows of your truck
See the clown laughing 'cause you lost your wind

Crawling slowly out of your lair
Away from your mother's evil stare
See the clown trembling 'cause of your second chance
Do whatever you have to do
It's all about persistency, so either way you're screwed
See the clown screaming 'cause you gave him the clap

Shout higher little brother 'cause they can't hear a thing
Cry louder if you want them to start breaking in
Scream higher, but like the monsters said
It's just a satanic drug thing

Shout higher little brother 'cause they can't hear a thing
Cry louder if you want them to start breaking in
Scream higher, but like the monsters said
It's just a satanic drug thing or something

Reeling off that worn-out truth
To stick your feet into something new
Another clown has entered, walking with a strut

"This will work just fine", you think
Then to stop thinking, you start to drink
The old clown has stabbed the new one in his gut

Someone's laughing out loud again
They're laughing, and they're laughing, and they wanna come in
The clown's mouth is foaming while he gets undressed
Self-control? No, not at all
The clown is now inside you, he's a hundred feet long
Feel him firm his grip, feel him inside your chest

Shout higher little sister 'cause they can't hear a thing
Cry louder if you want them to start breaking in
Scream higher, but like the monsters said
It's just a satanic drug thing

Shout higher, little sister, 'cause they can't hear a thing
Cry louder if you want them to start breaking in
Scream higher, but like the monsters said
It's just a satanic drug thing, or something

Then they came and found you lying
Crying out there on the street
They stick their noses in front of yours
They start to talk, but you're feeling kinda beat

They claim that you should just walk away now
You shouldn't be messing around with that clown
You say I'm gonna slit that clown's throat
And then I'll stick him in the ground

Shout higher little brother 'cause they can't hear a thing
Cry louder if you want them to start breaking in
Scream higher, but like the monsters said
It's just a satanic drug thing

Shout higher little brother 'cause they can't hear a thing
Cry louder if you want them to start breaking in
Scream higher, but like the monsters said
It's just a satanic drug thing

Shout louder, scream higher
Shout louder, scream higher
Shout louder, scream higher
Scream loud, shout out, shout out
Scream, scream, shout it, shout it
Shout it, scream, shout it, shout it
Shout it, scream, shout it, shout it, shout it
Scream, shout it, shout it, shout it, scream