The Bloodmaster

Okay listen up, the solution to your problem is The Bloodmaster
You say, "No a horror movie
Isn't where you have your first kiss" (The Bloodmaster?)
Hear me out, there's a few little things I wanna mention
First, it's dark and it's scary so you wanna hug tight
There are folks all around, but they're not paying attention
'Cause some rackle with an axe is hacking everyone in sight

So when you're in the market
For a thing that makes your heart pump your blood faster
I suggest the Bloodmaster
Friday night
(It's Friday night? This is awesome, what do you think Kendra?)

Hold up, hold up, let me tell you where it adds
Kendra's mom would never let her see a movie like that
And if she doesn't go
Then I guess they can't do it (yeah, I guess she's kinda right)

Nothing too and here's the deal
Kendra never tells her mom that she's going to The Bloodmaster
(What do I say?)
'Cause for real, she'd be heading home
With Lucy after school that day (sleep over, yay!)

At 6:45, Kendra zooms with her mother
And she asks if it's okay to hang with Lucy all night?
And at 7:05, Cassie's mom picks you up
'Cause everyone knows Cassie's mom is cool (that's right)
And at 7:22, life with Kendra gets predicted by a forecaster (shoot-shoot)
Drop it to the Bloodmaster, Friday night

Hold up, hold up, I don't know what you mean
'Cause they won't let us in until we're 17
So hold, your bluffing can not prevent it
(I'm on it already)

There's another movie playing at the theatre
Where were gonna see The Bloodmaster (Bloodmaster)
So we'd just five tickets to the little kiddie movie instead
Good luck, there's a manager who doesn't miss a trip

It's not a problem if you all get the moves just right
I'll create a distraction where the guy is taking tickets
Then we jump into the theatre while you're blocking his sight
Then we're in, Kendra gets to be the queen Brett gets to be The Bloodmaster
We're going to The Bloodmaster, Friday night

We're going to The Bloodmaster
We're going to The Bloodmaster
This Friday night