The Rays Are Pretty Dope
I couldn't make it through The Rays's first album without puking
And thirty seconds later, I had to take a giant poopy
I got inside the bathroom, but I couldn't close the door
The fuckin' thing was blocked by Mason Marsh's rotting corpse
The Rays are pretty dope, but they make me have to shit
I don't mean to be an asshole -- I just tell it like it is
And I didn't write this song out of nastiness or spite
I wrote it just so I could sing the first two chorus lines
I couldn't make it past the first Bootleg Brigade demo
It gave me diarrhea and it tore me a new asshole
I tried to clear the memory of hearing it away
By pointing both my grandpa's antique lugers at my brain
I do love me some Shitleg, but fuck, I'm just a man
And some things are too much to handle -- loyalty be damned
And I didn't write these lyrics with intent to burn a bridge
I wrote a verse and just needed one more to follow it
Fuck you
In all honesty,
Most bands from Simi
Are more talented than Simi bands have business being
And if you don't agree
Just take a look at me
I'm a prime fucking example of just how shitty they could be
But even if I think they're good and call myself a fan
I'm still gonna write retarded songs making fun of them
And thirty seconds later, I had to take a giant poopy
I got inside the bathroom, but I couldn't close the door
The fuckin' thing was blocked by Mason Marsh's rotting corpse
The Rays are pretty dope, but they make me have to shit
I don't mean to be an asshole -- I just tell it like it is
And I didn't write this song out of nastiness or spite
I wrote it just so I could sing the first two chorus lines
I couldn't make it past the first Bootleg Brigade demo
It gave me diarrhea and it tore me a new asshole
I tried to clear the memory of hearing it away
By pointing both my grandpa's antique lugers at my brain
I do love me some Shitleg, but fuck, I'm just a man
And some things are too much to handle -- loyalty be damned
And I didn't write these lyrics with intent to burn a bridge
I wrote a verse and just needed one more to follow it
Fuck you
In all honesty,
Most bands from Simi
Are more talented than Simi bands have business being
And if you don't agree
Just take a look at me
I'm a prime fucking example of just how shitty they could be
But even if I think they're good and call myself a fan
I'm still gonna write retarded songs making fun of them
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Writer(s): Adam Crawford
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