Everybody's like me

Tonight I dreamed how this world would be
If everybody in this world was exactly like me
Everybody's suddenly listening to the ska
At every radio station and in every bar
No more popstars, no more Schlager, no more technobeat
No more cocaine, no more cigarettes, even no more weed
But no more girls around, only boring guys like me
What a horrible world this would be...
Tonight I dreamed how this world would be
If everybody in this world was exactly like me
Everybody's suddenly listening to the ska
And everybody's playing bass guitar
All my dear mountains fully crowded and all concerts, too
All I'd like to buy was sold out because of all of you
All people everywhere'd be Germans from Germany
What a horrible world this would be...
(Solo Dr. Hornsten)

Tonight I dreamed how this world would be
If everybody in this world was just exactly like me
Musicians, playing classic, reggae, metal and - of course - ska
But no more violins in any orchestra
People drank plenty of beer from the local brewery
And bought organic food instead of cars and jewelery
At parties: only dunken talks whole night 'bout philosophy
What a horrible world this would be...
(Solo J. Asparagus)

I got this awful nightmare how this world would be
If each and every person here was exactly like me
If my car's broken no one was able to fix it for for me
No more discussions 'cos we always agreed
They were all keen on my girlfriend, but she's also male like me!
I had to marry someone I'm not interested in, sexually!
Gottseidank - I woke up, and I know and I see:
It's so great that no one else is like me
It's so great that you are different than me
It's so great that we all think differently (Yeah!)