UFOs

Here we go...

UFOs and oogie-woogie Boogie Man
Sasquatch is actually a Wookie man
He came from outer space long ago and so far away
Liked the woods so much guess he decided to stay
Maybe he's the missing link in human evolution
But either way in any case I won't be disillusioned
The earth is flat the sky is a dome with projected images
The pyramids were constructed by ancient aliens
Laser precision and alignment with astrology
Feasible only with lost Atlantean technology
Startling discoveries of these ancient anomalies
Have gotten me pondering on the origin of everything

Adam and Eve is more than just a kinky website
Gave birth to mankind while dinosaurs were alive
Joseph Smith is many things but he is not a phony
Stuck a tablet in his hat and called it macaroni
Santa Clause lost a bet with Jesus
Got stuck in the North Pole where it's freezing
The Easter bunny met up with Moses at a potluck
And hopped in the back of Muhammad's pickup truck
Drove it to go fishing for the Loch Ness Monster
After stopping by to pick up Odin and his little brother
But no messy with Nessy cuz she's besties with Buddha
Drinking henny and sangria with their other friend Judas
Durga and her many hands drinks for all eternity
One too many Mary's getting tested for paternity
Uh-oh Joe better get back to your carpentry
Cuz child support is about to get the best of ye

God is a white bearded man in the sky
No He's a brown bearded man in the sky
Maybe we should kill each other prove it who is right
Killing is a sin but in this fight it's alright

I'll have you know that my beliefs are institutioned
I know I'm right I know you're wrong I won't be disillusioned
Reality check bounced I got mine on loan
From a preacher cuz it's easier while my mind roams
I won't let facts inform my beliefs
That's why I'm not vaxxed like those other queefs
Hopped up on those Bill Gates nanos
Radiating 5G like Elon satos
Sure the internet connection would be better whatever
I saw a guy on TikTok magnetic through his sweater
Why would let Fuaci ouchie keep feeling fine
When Ivermectin is lettin' me feel equine
People are dying but I'll ignore my co-morbidity
Why listen to the doctor I get better from Sean Hannity
They're handing me the answer that I want so I'll believe it
Even if it comes around and it's the shit that I'll be eating

I feel this way because I am a Cancer
And my Tarot reading gave me all the answers
But none of it matters because none of this is real
We're living in the simulation coded how we feel
Free will is a concept invented by the patriarchy
Hiding underlying matrices within our hierarchy
Cognitive dissonance misconstrued confusion
But either way in any case I won't be disillusioned

God is a white bearded man in the sky
No He's a brown bearded man in the sky
Maybe we should kill each other prove it who is right
Killing is a sin but in this fight it's alright

UFOs and oogie-woogie Boogie Man
Sasquatch is actually a Wookie man
I'm afraid of what's about make crop circles from the sky
Afraid of what's below my bed while I'm asleep at night
Afraid to believe what's considered verifiable
Afraid to disbelieve even though I'm the one they're lying to
It's too much work to do my research on my own
So gobble the buffet of misfit answers to unknown
As long as those around repeat misguided ideologies
I'll reinforce misinformation circle-jerk befallen me
And I'll keep it coming immune to other points of view
If you knew the folks I knew you'd believe it too
They took the sheep inside my brain and coddled and abused it
Maybe this explains why I'll never be disillusioned
Click bait generation hype level infinite
ADD like one two three on Twitter while I'm scrolling it

Won't let needs of the future influence my lifestyle
Lift-kit pickup ignore the shit that I've defiled
The consequences of my actions are part of God's plan
It ain't climate change it's His Burning of the West
Sit back and idle by cuz it's meant to be
Everything on earth God created for me
I'd better have a bunch of kids spread my progeny
So my ideas will live forever as a sanctioned memory

God is a white bearded man in the sky
No He's a brown bearded man in the sky
Maybe we should kill each other prove it who is right
Killing is a sin but in this fight it's alright