The Birthday Blues

Twenty years ago today, in 2002
Was born a friend to both me and you
She sings
She paints
She feels The Spark
She can even do all those things in the dark

(Woah, Taras, where are you going with that?)

She's twenty
She's twenty
In Italian that's venti
She's been on the Earth for longer than my car
She's twenty
She's twenty
And hence I bid to you
Let's sing along to the
Birthday Blues

In her twenty years of living
She's done alot of things, like
Moving across the country
And getting a nose piercing
But the most important thing she did
About ten years ago
Was stalk me on the Internet
And never leave me alone

She's twenty
She's twenty
In Italian that's venti
She's been on the Earth for longer than my car
She's twenty
She's twenty
And hence I bid to you
Let's sing along to the
Birthday Blues

Yo
Let me tell you 'bout Brib
(Let me tell you 'bout Brib)
She's that red-headed kid
Writing all of them songs (What?)
In our heart she belongs (Woo!)
Taras Z dot com
She be playin' Roblox
(She be playin' Roblox)
Does she sell her socks? (Does she!?)
No she does not (Why not, Brib?)
Break it down
She's Brib
She's a girl
Influencing the World (Planetary)
Like the word of The Lord (Influentuary)
On the 'gram with the sword
Butterfly? Bitten (The Birthday Girl)
Paradise? Twisted
Let me know have y'all been listening? (Bribany Zelda)

Stop
By the order
Of The Lord
We have reached
Bar 69

(Woah)

She's twenty
She's twenty
In Italian that's venti
She's been on the Earth for longer than my car
She's twenty
She's twenty
And hence I bid to you
Let's sing along to the
Birthday Blues

She's twenty
She's twenty
Now wasn't that so fun?
The song is almost over
The Blues have now been sung
She's twenty
She's twenty
And now it's said and done
We'll sing along once more
When she turns
Twenty one