Tell It To Me Slowly

The first time I got the feeling
That things weren't going right
You said you went out with your girlfriends
But then you stayed out all night
You came home in the morning, at a quarter past 8:00 am
With a song and dance of a story
That you could sell to MGM

Tell it to me slowly
It's such a complicated tale
You got a great imagination
For a woman who's looking so pale
Go on tell it to me slowly
Take all the time you need
I always like a good story
And I like to hear you plead

The other night you got a phone call
That made you jump up and leave the room
You told me it was your friend Mary
Asking 'bout some new perfume
But when you left your phone unlocked
I called back and didn't say a thing. A guy said
Hey, baby
And he answered on the very first ring

Just tell it to me slowly
Whatever you want to say
And look me in the eye
While you beg me to stay
Go on Tell it to me slowly
Take all the time you need
I like to watch you squirming
I like to hear you plead

Tonight I found you, in the men's room with a
Jackson rolled up in your nose
A guy was cuddlin' up behind you
Had his hands up under your clothes
He turned his head and he looked at me
Then he took off like a shot
And when you saw me in that mirror
Well you seemed a little bit distraught

Tell it to me slowly
Whatever you're gonna say
And look me in the eye
While you beg me to stay
Go on tell it to me slowly
Take all the time you need
Then watch while I walk away
And leave ya ' here to plead

I said tell it to me slowly
And let me hear you cry
I'll accept your apology
'Cuz you know I'm such a nice guy
But while you tell it to me slowly I'll be walking away
'Cause I don't need a girl like you
So have a nice day
Yeah
To hell with you baby