TV Family

I'm trading us in for a TV family
Where the Mom's Beautiful
And the Dad is Manly
And where all the problems we have
Can be solved in 25 minutes or less
And our world isn't such a mess

I wanna live in a fairy tale world
With palm trees in summer
And snow in the winter
And the Sunsets are controlled
By 37 tungsten halogen lamps, and

I wanna ride my bike down the street
Where it's always 75 degrees
And the bushes are neatly trimmed
And everybody's got a pool to swim

I'm trading us in for a TV family
With a mom named Brooke
And a dad named Randy
And where all the problems we have
Are solved in 25 minutes or less

I'm trading us in for a TV family
Where the kids behave
And where all the candy
Never causes cavities
And life is always such a breeze

Why do we let the TV lie to us
And make believe
That life's not a complicated as it really is
Cause when you shrug and say "Gee Whiz"
It never really fixes anything at all

I'm trading us in for a TV Family
With a cat named Bruce
And a dog named Sandy
And where all the problems we have
Are solved in 25 minutes or less

I'm trading us in for a TV family
Where the mom's beautiful
And the dad is manly
And where all the problems we have
Are solved in 25 minutes or less
And our world isn't such a mess
And we don't have so much stress
And we always get plenty of rest
And our life is charmed and blessed
And the maid cleans up all our mess

Ooooo Life is Beautiful
In our TV Family