No Way Out

The world will end at three o'clock tomorrow
Beyonce wishes to express her sorrow

A man claims he's learned
The world doesn't turn
Through what he's discerned
Nintendo covered it all up

A U.S. Congressman claims he saw Elvis
An alien karate chopped his pelvis

A baby's been born
With teeth made of corn
Her parents are torn
On whether or not she's the Antichrist

I bet right now it feels like
There's no way out of here
At least life's never dull
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A Florida man eats statues of Darth Vader
The secret to living longer is dying later

Scientists have said
They've made sentient bread
It's seeking bloodshed
But we couldn't secure an interview

I bet right now it feels like
There's no way out of here
At least life's never dull
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Stick around we'll tell you
Everything you'd like to hear
Good news doesn't sell
You better pay us well



Credits
Writer(s): Ethan Schwartzman
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