Vigilante Liberation

Hermit crabs are
Hermit crabs are
Hermit crabs are
In danger

Hermit crabs need
Hermit crabs need
Hermit crabs need
A savior

Wonderful night for a heist
Thunder storm might hide the sight

Put on my ski mask
I gotta be fast
Bust through the window
Alarms to crescendo

Listen, I'm gonna free you from this prison
The beachy sea you should be livin'
These souvenir shops make me livid
Crab don't you fear, and see the vision

So I break into the shop, right? In the spotlight
Black ski mask fanny pack like a hot guy
Look around what I found, cute magnets
Had to have it, so I got five

In the corner of the store, I won't forget
A graveyard of hermit crab corpses
To my surprise, I pass by then I find
One alive, like a war vet

It's hard to hear but I'ma say it
Most crabs brought here won't make it
Don't shed no tear, just take it
Get outta here, be vagrant

Crabs can live for thirty years
They are our friends, not souvenirs

Swept up my friend among the dead
Right before I got it in my pocket, he said
"Ain't no such thing as being free
But I'd much rather be chill by the sea"

He said, "My name is Kermit the Hermit"
I'm gonna return Kermit, he earned it
He said, "My name is Kermit the Hermit"
I'm gonna return Kermit, he earned it

Sirens approaching, cops probably heard it
What do we with this shop? We burn it

Listen, I'm gonna free you from this prison
The beachy sea you should be livin'
These souvenir shops make me livid
Crab don't you fear, and see the vision
We are on this criminal mission
Please don't be snitchin' my position

Makin' time for vigilante liberation
Doin' crime for these scanty crustaceans
Break inside without any hesitation
Escape seaside to the hermit crab nation

Makin' time for vigilante liberation
Doin' crime for these scanty crustaceans
Break inside without any hesitation
Escape seaside to the hermit crab nation



Credits
Writer(s): Nathan Hattox
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