Leisureplex

You tell me to meet you in the car park
That's a thing that other people do
Leanin' on the bike rack looks courageous
I'm able to shut up, are you?

I brought a can of TK to look busy
I haven't got a phone, they're not a thing yet
It rolled under a car and might be fizzy
I haven't had the nerve to pull the ring yet

Showin' up in clothes you did your sports in
Pointin' out some cars you'd like to drive
Telling me your parents should divorce
Except it's not allowed 'til 1995

Someone dropped a grapefruit on the tarmac
You press it with your shoе, Adidas patterns
It makes me feel likе tellin' you a secret
But once upon a time nothing ever happened

But something's headed uswards we can't see
Because we always face the wrong way 'round
You leave a trail of breadcrumbs out for me
But then I always take the long way 'round
The long way 'round

I need an invitation to a party
In a place that other people go
To misinterpret someone's friendly gesture
And have something to say you don't already know

Someone calls your nickname and I'm rattled
I don't know which to use, I'll stick with neither
I say I'm goin' home because I'm shattered
I'll never get this right and you won't either

There's some things headed uswards we can't see
Because we always face the wrong way 'round
You leave a trail of breadcrumbs out for me
And then I always take the long way 'round
The long way 'round

Thank you for the ankle chain from Argos
That's a thing that other people do
I'll wear it 'til I lose it at the pool
The summer after I'll lose you