Video Store - Live Version
Went to rent a movie
At the family video store
But business wasn't booming
It was never like before
When I saw (I saw)
My eighth-grade teacher browsing
The adult section (Oh shit)
Legend says he died in bed (He died?)
Twelve-hour erection
And now these kids are bothering me
And I'm too hungover, I got no sympathy
I just need someone to talk to me
Let's just get out
Pull the fire alarm
I can hear you now
The clerk's too high
I can't get no service
The DVDs are scratched
On every surface
I stumbled on a secret section
And started to panic
I found your missing Horcrux in a
VHS Titanic
And Adam Sandler banter is
The bane of my existence
I think back to nights with Bob Ross
Happy trees just seemed endless
And now this poltergeist is patronizing me
I call the new Ghostbusters, fuck Bill Murray
I just need someone to cross the streams
Let's just get out
Pull the fire alarm
I can hear you now
The clerk's still high
I can't get no service
The DVDs are scratched
On every surface
At the family video store
But business wasn't booming
It was never like before
When I saw (I saw)
My eighth-grade teacher browsing
The adult section (Oh shit)
Legend says he died in bed (He died?)
Twelve-hour erection
And now these kids are bothering me
And I'm too hungover, I got no sympathy
I just need someone to talk to me
Let's just get out
Pull the fire alarm
I can hear you now
The clerk's too high
I can't get no service
The DVDs are scratched
On every surface
I stumbled on a secret section
And started to panic
I found your missing Horcrux in a
VHS Titanic
And Adam Sandler banter is
The bane of my existence
I think back to nights with Bob Ross
Happy trees just seemed endless
And now this poltergeist is patronizing me
I call the new Ghostbusters, fuck Bill Murray
I just need someone to cross the streams
Let's just get out
Pull the fire alarm
I can hear you now
The clerk's still high
I can't get no service
The DVDs are scratched
On every surface
Credits
Writer(s): Matt Casas
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