Becky's So Hot - Alternate Version

I wake up putting makeup on a sad face
And Listerine ain't fixing this bad taste in my mouth
You moved quicker than a season
I know you got your reasons
I just gotta talk this out like

Fine, okay, I'll say, I went and stalked her
And I don't really blame you 'cause
Damn, the waist, the hips, the face, this is awkward
Yeah

Are you in love like we were?
If I were you, I'd probably keep her
Makes me wanna hit her when I see her
'Cause Becky's so hot in your vintage t-shirt
Ooh, she the one I should hate
But I wanna know how she taste
I kinda wanna hit her when I see her
Becky's so hot in your vintage t-shirt
Ooh-ooh

I used to wear it too, yeah, it's the cropped one
With the red Corvette, someone new riding shotgun
Swear to God, I want the best for you
'Cause you look better in love
I would never mess it up but

Fine, okay, I'll say, I went and stalked her
And I don't really blame you 'cause
She could give the things that I couldn't offer
Oh-oh-oh

Are you in love like we were?
If I were you, I'd probably keep her
Makes me wanna hit her when I see her
'Cause Becky's so hot in your vintage t-shirt
Ooh, she the one I should hate
But I wanna know how she taste
I kinda wanna hit her when I see her
Becky's so hot in your vintage t-shirt

Mmmm-mmm, Becky's so hot
Becky's so hot
Becky's so hot
Becky's so hot
Ooh

Are you in love like we were?
And if I were you, I'd probably keep her
I wanna hit her when I see her
'Cause Becky's so hot in your vintage t-shirt
Ooh, she the one I should hate
But I wanna know how she taste
I kinda wanna hit her when I see her
Becky's so hot in your vintage t-shirt

Ooh-oh-oh, Becky's so hot
Hmmm-mmm, mhmm-mmm
Are you in love like we were?
If I were you, I'd probably keep her
I don't hate her, I just wanna be her
'Cause Becky's so hot