How Do You Do It?

How do you do it
How do you make the whole damn room
Keep their eyes on you
Is it a you thing
Were you born like this, so effortless
With your social skills
Now how do you do it
Can you teach me what to do
How to be, make me the life of the party
Could get used to it
Might be nice to feel so cool and comfortable
Instead of always trying to quit the show

I've been staring at you all night long
From the corner with my back against the wall
But even so I still don't know
How you make it look so casual
Let me explain myself now

I, I got voices in my head
That are constantly convincing me to
Go home instead and
I, I only have one party move
I just quietly excuse myself
And hide in the bathroom
How can I be more like you

So how do you do it
Are you secretly just crippled with anxiety
Are you in ruins
Are you terrified of small talk with strangers
Can you look them in the eye
Now how do you do it
Is there a pill you take
To make you forget about all your mistakes
Can you walk me through it
'Cause I don't understand, it
Seems like you're not even thinking about an exit plan

I've been staring at you all night long
From the corner with my back against the wall
But even so I still don't know
How you make it look so casual
Let me explain myself now

I, I got voices in my head
That are constantly convincing me to
Go home instead and
I, I only have one party move
I just quietly excuse myself
And hide in the bathroom
How can I be more like you?

And if I left right now, would anyone even notice I'd be gone
I try to quiet that part of me but damn her voice is strong
And if I left right now would anyone even notice I'd be gone
Now I got a feeling I'm doing this all wrong
Let me explain myself now

I, I got voices in my head
That are constantly convincing me to
Go home instead and
I, I only have one party move
I just quietly excuse myself
And hide in the bathroom
How can I be more like you

So how do you do it
How do you make the whole damn room keep their eyes on you