Good Guy Shoes

Good Guy Shoes Dun
took over control of me
i tried to fight it off but these shoes got a hold of me, i stood up grabed my nerf pistol off of the shelf
then headed out the front door to wreck somebodys health
i walked over to james, he was chilling with his dame
i roughed him up a little bit and jaked him for his chain
pulled out my nerf gun so he didn't do a thang
then i went to him and told him you aint ever out of range
when the dramas starts nerf gun goes bang bang bang bang bang nerf gun'll leave you slain
when i go insane theres bullets start to rain so what you want, main, your life or your chain
i walked off with his chain in my hand left james lookin scared with poop stains in his pants
i screamed back Bro i don't know whats going on then i turned around and grinned like an evil leprican
hearts stars and horseshoes, clovers and
blue moons, you'll become a bad guy, when you wear the good guy shoes,
you'll put them on your feet then you won't know what to do when you wear them good guy
shoooooes
i tried to take the shoes off but they wouldn't budge
for a second i would be myself but then i would be doug,
staring people down, wearing a mean mug, walking through the streets like a red headed thug
then who could it be but that big fool big blue, i told him give me all the cash the kicks too
co-operate this is the only chance i'll give you,
and if you call the cops i know exactly where you live blue
i walked away screaming bro that wasn't me
that was doug please help me get these shoes off my feet
but big blue was scared sensless
i left that fool defenseless
i was living on the fringes coming off the hinges not happy with big blue and james too thinkin to myself why did i ever want them dang shoes
i wanted em bad
thought they'd make me cool
but now my hair is red
and im acting like a fool

hearts stars and horseshoes,
clovers and blue moons,
you'll become a bad guy, when you wear the good guy shoes,
you'll put them on your feet then you won't know what to do
when you wear them good guy shoooooes
so there i was
wearing those stupid good guy shoes
possesed by the evil spirit of doug, the irish thug
then i came across the only person in the streets who could bring all this to an end, john jimmy
then i came across hat old fool john jimmy and i approached him and told him
son you best not get lippy
anything ya got well send your best gimi
and lets make it quick, i aint tryin to get freindly
then he pulled a switched blade and began to stick me
then he pulled it out and put it back in me
i was losing lots of blood i was getting dizzy
he must've sabbed me 40 times maybe even 50
i looked down
and the knife was sticking out my chest
but it wasn't over yet now you gotta hear the rest he took a step back, put up both his dukes
threw a mean uppercut and
knocked me off my shoes
i returned to normal
since the shoes were off my feet
and jimmy turned around and
just went walking down the street
i swallowed so much blood,
i was feeling sick now i had to go home
and throw away those evil kicks
hearts stars and horseshoes,
clovers and blue moons,
you'll become a bad guy,
when you wear the good guy shoes,
you'll put them on your feet
then you won't know what to do
when you wear them good guy shoooooes
good guy shoooes
why are you so evil
you caused me so much trouble
i gotta put you in the trash, good guy shooes i wish i never met you
because now i just hate you
i gotta put you in my past
gooooood guuyyyy shooes...