Henry VIII Was Gay

Is it actually possible that Henry VIII was gay?
I know that might sound strange,
but let's look at the evidence shall we
He was the first man to make homosexuality punishable by death
That sounds like a man with something to hide

Then there's the fact he had 6 wives
Anyone like that is a gay man living in denial
I've seen it with my own eyes
Henry's even on Grindr, surprise surprise

Henry what have you done?
Henry what have you done?

Divorced, beheaded, died
Gay, lesbian, bi

Henry's obsession was to have himself a son
Did he not consider adopting a child from Africa instead?
(Like Madonna)
At least he could have had a man in his bed
I don't think Viagra was very cheap in the 16th century

Did he secretly attend gay pride in disguise
I'm almost certain he had something to hide
Henry's tendencies were gay
He took his secrets to the grave.

Henry what have you done?
Henry what have you done?

Divorced, beheaded, died
Gay, lesbian, bi

Divorced, beheaded, died
Gay, lesbian, bi

Henry was gay, Henry was gay,
Henry was gay, if he lived today.