Life Sentence
Got on the bus, I didn't tap
Yeah, shit, I'm a real bad man
In class, I take a nap
Ain't paying no attention to my math's
Eating pizza, I left the crust
Then I made a quick escape on the bus
Parked one single centimeter behind the line
Didn't proceed with caution at the yellow light
I'm getting restless - I'm getting real crazy
Don't make me eat the sticker on my pink lady
Don't make me drink Pepsi out a coca cola glass
Don't make me go to McDonald's and disrespect the staff
Let my momma go to voicemail didn't answer
Lied to her the other day, said "I hate Santa!"
Of course I'm playing, every Christmas he gives me presents
Except for that one damn year when I turned 11
Fuckin' Santa
Walked in a store, I didn't buy nothing
Yeah I'm saving up my money for a big something
Bit a banana while it had the skin on
I'm too cool to care about the peel off
Riding my bike with only one hand
There's no danger if I'm cool as shit man
Said I'm over 18 on club penguin
Stone cold lie - last year I was 11
My momma gave me supper, I didn't finish
Left my plate with half of a whole brisket
At night I sneak downstairs
Hand in the cookie jar, I stole a biscuit
I'm off school because I called in sick
Lied to my mum, I feel as good as I can get
I'm gonna slack, I ain't gone do work
I'm gonna lay in bed and dream about birds
Yeah, shit, I'm a real bad man
In class, I take a nap
Ain't paying no attention to my math's
Eating pizza, I left the crust
Then I made a quick escape on the bus
Parked one single centimeter behind the line
Didn't proceed with caution at the yellow light
I'm getting restless - I'm getting real crazy
Don't make me eat the sticker on my pink lady
Don't make me drink Pepsi out a coca cola glass
Don't make me go to McDonald's and disrespect the staff
Let my momma go to voicemail didn't answer
Lied to her the other day, said "I hate Santa!"
Of course I'm playing, every Christmas he gives me presents
Except for that one damn year when I turned 11
Fuckin' Santa
Walked in a store, I didn't buy nothing
Yeah I'm saving up my money for a big something
Bit a banana while it had the skin on
I'm too cool to care about the peel off
Riding my bike with only one hand
There's no danger if I'm cool as shit man
Said I'm over 18 on club penguin
Stone cold lie - last year I was 11
My momma gave me supper, I didn't finish
Left my plate with half of a whole brisket
At night I sneak downstairs
Hand in the cookie jar, I stole a biscuit
I'm off school because I called in sick
Lied to my mum, I feel as good as I can get
I'm gonna slack, I ain't gone do work
I'm gonna lay in bed and dream about birds
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Writer(s): Cyrus Seech
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