Skit - With a Special Character

Yo, Ant', I'ma keep a stack with you
That album is straight heat (thank you, bro', 'ppreciate it)
Honestly, every time I listen to one song, and I'm falling in love with it
And then I hear the next song, and then I start falling in love with that one
And then I listen to the next one, and you already know
I can't even make (which is your favorite song though?)
The whole album? (Oh, I like, yeah, I like-)
Honest (don't say nothing else, but "the whole album")
No, I love, no, honestly, I do like the whole album but there-
That, that one song, hold on, give me a second
Oh nah, this is, it's "No Caller ID"
You know which song I like? The one that has the trap in it (ah)
The trap beat (perro? Perro?)
Perro? Perro? Yeah (the way it flows, it's crazy because, the hell?)
It's a strong one, yeah
They keep calling, it's keep calling me from No Caller-
Hold on, Ant', give me a second, let me step outside and take this call

Hello? (Ayy!)
Aw, c'mon, bro'!
¿Qué está pasando, pichón de ballena? (What? Aw, man, not you again)
It's the Johnny Marines (bro', how can I help you?)
What's good, brotha? What's the big deal with the bullski? (Ain't nothing good)
What's going on? (What the hell you talking about?)
Tu esta chucky (what?) tu esta ruli
Bro', I'm exasperated, just get to the point, and tell me why you keep calling me
I want queso, say that again, that's like an Aspirin
Yo, just get to the point, why you keep calling my phone, man? (Me duele la cabeza)
Where you at? (I'm in my house)
You lying! No me hables mentiras, no te lleves tu galleta
Don't disrespect me, bro' (ah, you 'bout that life)
"Perdóname" como Camilo Sesto (I'm not accepting your apology, I'm hanging up)
No-no-no, hold up, okay, okay, ponme on Romeo (I already told you, I'm not with him, I'm in my house)
So why you lying to me? I know what you wearing, I know where you at
No, you don't! (Yes, I do)

You got the Louis Air-Forces (what the hell?)
Con la media colorada (you following me?)
Ponme a Romeo (you know what? I had enough, I'm hanging up)
Okay, okay, listen
You put Romeo on, I'll never call you again
So let me get this right, if I put Romeo on, you'll never gonna call me again?
Never, never, pinky promise
You know what? Hold up
Que boston, son nasty

All I'm saying is that my favorite solo is the one from RIP, bro'
Nah, Bebo, Bebo (I don't know, bro', RIP is crazy)
It's that it's more unique and unexpected (Yo, Ant, yo, Ant)
I know this is completely outta character, but I need you to do me a favor and talk to this bozo
And get them outta my life (who you calling a "bozo"?), please

Talk to who? (You know, the dude that always calls)
Oh my god (hell no! Ant?) Yes, no
Please? I just need this favor, to get rid of him
You want me to call him? (No, I have him right here on the phone)
Please, two seconds, two seconds
What do you want me to say? (Just get him, here, here)
I don't even know his name (talk to him, here)
Coge el teléfono

Yo, what up, Playboy, who am I talking to? (What you mean who you talking to? Tú te vas a hacer el loco)
Well, it's been brought to my attention that you wanna speak to me, so what's up?
Why you acting brand-new del pakete?
Yo, listen, listen, I'm busy right now, and I know you frustrated Johnny for years
So what is it that you want from me? (I want an exclusive, I wanna hear something fresh)
A'ight, bet, and you'll never bother us again? (Te lo juro por mi tortuga)

Yo, get out the bathroom! (Yo, yo, back the fuck up, I'm talking to the King)
Vete de ahi, lambon (piezado de mierda)
¿Ah? Ah, pero este tipo está loco (no, ese es mi hermanito que se pone necio)
A'ight, I'm ready for that exclusive, King
A'ight, here we go

Ugh, ooh, that shit's dope
I like that (okay, that's enough, I can't show you no more, bye)
Wait, wait, wait, what number track is in the album? (Nah, Playboy, I got no plans for that)
Later! (Hello? Hello? Llámame el lunes)