News of the World

A man has crossed the earth and bumped into a wall
We knew it all along, the earth's not round at all
A man began to dig and all he had to say
Is China wasn't there it's all a hollow play

And now the council's mad, they have been compromised,
Space lizards flashing through their ancient disguise
And we wish we could tell that space is even real,
But Stan was getting paid for the moon landing reel

It's the news of the world, what do you want me to say?
When life gets boring, adventure is round the corner
And just one click bait away

Pandemic engineers and poll manipulation
Illuminations over every nation
The antichrist is up when all your pants are down
It's a new order for this whole 8 billion town

It's hiding in your water, it is in your air
It's in the sky trails you can follow if you dare
No wonder we're all lazy and don't really care
But if you can keep up, the truth is out there

It's the news of the world, what do you want me to say?
When life gets boring, adventure is round the corner
And just one click bait away

Let's end on a good note, not all is so grim
In weather some good news are just coming in
Our yeti forecaster is happy to tell
That the climate is fine and the ice caps are well
Ignore all that apocalyptic chit chat
Just wear your sunscreen and put on a tin foil hat
Maybe I am getting paid to say all that
Or we are all just going mad

It's the news of the world, what do you want me to say?
When life gets boring, adventure is round the corner
And just one click bait away