A Unicorn Is More Plausible Than a Giraffe
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Do you know what a giraffe looks like?
I've never seen one before
I dropped the pick again!
If you think about it
Giraffes are quite horrific
They are moose-camel-giraffe-thingamabobs
Think about it!
What's more believable?
A giraffe or a horse with a horn?
Think about it (Think about it, though)
I mean really, they're quite weird-looking
They are
How does a giraffe exist
But a unicorn doesn't?
They're just horses with horns
Giraffes are moose-camel-things with fifty-foot necks
I have nightmares
About the giraffes
They are quite horrific
If you think about it
I believe in unicorns
But don't laugh at me
Cause how does giraffes exist
And unicorns don't?
Giraffes are weirder than unicorns
Giraffes are weird!
They're weird, weird weird!
End of song!
Do you know what a giraffe looks like?
I've never seen one before
I dropped the pick again!
If you think about it
Giraffes are quite horrific
They are moose-camel-giraffe-thingamabobs
Think about it!
What's more believable?
A giraffe or a horse with a horn?
Think about it (Think about it, though)
I mean really, they're quite weird-looking
They are
How does a giraffe exist
But a unicorn doesn't?
They're just horses with horns
Giraffes are moose-camel-things with fifty-foot necks
I have nightmares
About the giraffes
They are quite horrific
If you think about it
I believe in unicorns
But don't laugh at me
Cause how does giraffes exist
And unicorns don't?
Giraffes are weirder than unicorns
Giraffes are weird!
They're weird, weird weird!
End of song!
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Writer(s): Dona Baldwin
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