Carmen Sandiego

Watch on my wrist no Fitbit
In the rose gardens at a picnic
Pete Davidson what they call me
Cause I got tattoos, skinny, and I got a big

Nice smile
Got my own style
Got my own space
LinkedIn profile
Got a few buddies, all with a boat I'll
Get you on board, I just got to let you know I

Fade away like I'm Dirk Dirk Dirk
Wake up, hit the gym, put in work work work
Greet a cutie at the Lunds and she smirk smirk smirk
Now I'm cooking her some breakfast while she twerk twerk twerk

In my high school shirt, nonetheless hot damn
Pouring up coffee, wearing no pants
That's me, oh shit
I could do a pole dance and turn everyone around me to a fan

I'm the man, like that
Oh you ain't, my bad
Mess with Stu
And I teabag your dad, Iraq
Wonder why your girl don't reply to your message
Cause I'm in her guts like gastric bypass

Surgery
You ain't heard of me
Well shit, let me give you the courtesy
I'm the one that your girl calls baby
And no not talking about the ones in a nursery

We've been outside
You've been online
Where you been
Where you at
Where you been
Where you at

We've been outside
You've been online
Where you been
Where you at
Where you been
Where you at

Growing mushrooms in the basement
Can't have just one like a Lays chip
About to blast off like a spaceship
Staring at the stars, we don't even got to say shit

And I'm never on the waitlist, already in there
Aloe Vera what I use for the skin care
No shampoo for the curls
Use your girl's razor for the chin hair

I got drip, like postnasal
You withered like old basil
Refinance with no appraisal
And I'm about to nut, no hazel

Then I'm outie like a naval
Can't define me with a label
You can't find me I'm not hiding
Bitch I'm Carmen Sandiego

I'm gone