Jordan Peterson Will Have His Revenge on Canada
It's Jordan Peterson here to nail the 96 theses
On the door of your women's studies class
Eh?
There are three factual things about how we experience life
One: There are no sinners allowed in my father's tool shed
Two: Don't trust those that don't use dental floss
Three: I've never actually seen the moon, have you?
No, you haven't, I did not think so
I have politics, do you have politics?
Change your shoes, I don't like them
Change your blood type, it's not compatible with mine
Novelty theory
I have politics, do you have politics?
Change your shoes, I don't like them
Change your major, it's not compatible with mine
Novelty theory
I have a penis, do you have a penis?
Change your shoes, I don't like them
Change your blood type, it's not compatible with mine
Novelty theory
I have politics do you have politics?
Change your shoes I don't like them
Change your major it's not compatible with mine
Novelty theory
Simplified for listeners of Joe Rogan's sermons
Fuck the War on Drugs
Not the band but Ronald Reagan's catheter
Clean your room
Foucault is a communist
I am not a psychologist
You're just here to make pizza
Not to espouse Marxist rhetoric
You're just here to clean toilets
Not to espouse Marxist rhetoric
You're just here to make pastries
Not to espouse Marxist rhetoric
I will have
I will have my revenge on Canada
On the door of your women's studies class
Eh?
There are three factual things about how we experience life
One: There are no sinners allowed in my father's tool shed
Two: Don't trust those that don't use dental floss
Three: I've never actually seen the moon, have you?
No, you haven't, I did not think so
I have politics, do you have politics?
Change your shoes, I don't like them
Change your blood type, it's not compatible with mine
Novelty theory
I have politics, do you have politics?
Change your shoes, I don't like them
Change your major, it's not compatible with mine
Novelty theory
I have a penis, do you have a penis?
Change your shoes, I don't like them
Change your blood type, it's not compatible with mine
Novelty theory
I have politics do you have politics?
Change your shoes I don't like them
Change your major it's not compatible with mine
Novelty theory
Simplified for listeners of Joe Rogan's sermons
Fuck the War on Drugs
Not the band but Ronald Reagan's catheter
Clean your room
Foucault is a communist
I am not a psychologist
You're just here to make pizza
Not to espouse Marxist rhetoric
You're just here to clean toilets
Not to espouse Marxist rhetoric
You're just here to make pastries
Not to espouse Marxist rhetoric
I will have
I will have my revenge on Canada
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