Sloppy Seconds Sensei

(Oh yeah)
(Ah!)
(Yeah, oh, oh, oh, yeah!)
Open your refrigerator door
Grab a cold one, close it, her divorce papers hanging
She's been down this road before
But I've passed it like a hundred times
Past girls
Call me Sloppy Seconds Sensei
Rebound
Wouldn't call myself a lucky guy
I just hope
She gives this marriage thing another try
Another try, ugh

Give her ex a high-five
'Cause he fucked it up, fucked it up
Fucked it uh-uh-up!
I promise him I'll treat her right
Yeah
As if he gave a fuck
I'll take her off your hands
And hold her hands in mine
I could do this every night!
I think she realized that he ain't the only man
I think she realized that he ain't the only man
The only man alive!

Woo!
Yeah, ugh
She's dead inside
That's my type
Cross-bone crop-tops
Yeah that shit's a vibe
I wear my threads triple X so I can hide
Hella, freaky
Just by my shirt size
She looked me in the eyes
She said, "Eat me out!"
Guess that makes her EMO
'Cause I did it while she cried
I don't want the smoke
I just smoke up
Tell myself to never keep my hopes up
That's why I never really broke when we broke up
Otherwise I'd be so fucked
Could be a fuck boy
'Cause I never date but now
Want her everyday
Badder bitch than MGK's
And when she sends me, "Hey!"
A thousand Y's
But I don't question fate
I just levitate
I can't die now!
But
I can't be thirty-something
Answering the door to Spencer saying that he
Heard me fucking
Someone else's dirty cousin
Need you here so hurry up and
Watch me!
(Watch me!)
Watch me
(Watch me)
Watch me
(Uh)
Stop what you're watching, watch me
Watch me
Watch me
And copy!

Give my ex a high-five
(Yeah yeah!)
'Cause she fucked it up, fucked it up
Fucked it up!
Promise her you'll treat me right
Yeah
As if she gave a fuck
Take me off her hands
And hold your hands in mine
(Hold her hands in mine)
Could you do this every night?
I think she realized that he ain't the only man
I think she realized that he ain't the only man
The only man alive
(Only man alive)
(He ain't the only man alive)
(Ugh)



Credits
Writer(s): Margo Sensei, Nicholas Margulies
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