Streamer

First off let me say
I know this sounds bad
But this path is the right way
You might cringe from this announcement
But there's a curse to this pronouncement
Throw my life into a skimmer
Filter out the bad to become a streamer!

Yeah, ya know... where people livestream them playing video games...
Yeah that's gonna be me, I'm gonna do that. Um... let me explain why

Who needs history when you got
Five Nights at Freddy's
Paying all the bills by overreacting loudly (AH!)
Speed bridging in Minecraft is more important than math class
It teaches you to act fast, while having a blast

Instead of teaching you something that you'll never use
Like what even is a tangent? I'll go on a tangent!
I'm gonna be the fastest Minecraft speedrunner without cheating!
I'll be living the dream, because...

There's a lot of money to be made
Just by playing video games
You loudly scream
And dye your hair green
Then you're on the screen
Of socially awkward teens
It's my fate see
I'm gonna be a streamer, baby

Fortnite
That's all I have to say
Instead of sitting in
School all fre*kin day
I can be getting paid
For people watching me play
PlayStation 4 games
Like Ratchet and Clank

I can get my friends and play some multiplayer games
Collaboration means everybody gains
Soon we'll be soaking in the fame
More than the Vanoss crew ever could contain

You'll see, I'll be on top of the twitch world!
I'm sitting at the intersection of readiness and patience, waiting for my time, because...

There's a lot of money to be made
Just by playing video games
You loudly scream
And dye your hair green
Then you're on the screen
Of socially awkward teens
It's my fate see
I'm gonna be a streamer, baby

You may look at me with disencouragement
But you will see there is so much more to it
When I'm on top you'll ask me to pay your rent
All from playing games on the internet

Yeah, I'm the guy who made Ninja famous...

There's a lot of money to be made
Just by playing video games
You loudly scream
And dye your hair green
Then you're on the screen
Of socially awkward teens
It's my fate see

There's a lot of money to be made
Just by playing video games
You loudly scream
And dye your hair green
Then you're on the screen
Of socially awkward teens
It's my fate see
I'm gonna be a streamer, baby