10 Percent for the Big Guy

Ten percent
Ten percent
Ten percent for the Big Guy

Ten percent
Ten percent
Ten percent for the Big Guy

I'm just a businessman
Moving in for the kill
Tryin' to get my hands
On an easy hundred mil

I got a plan
It's all falling into place
Now I just need a little help
With the red tape

So I met this scuffy dude
With a beard and fuzzy head
Wearin' shades and looking like
He rolled right outa bed

We talked about my problem
He just gave me a little wave, said
If the price is right
I can make this go away

I got connections
The right last name
I can make it happen
But you gotta play the game

I'll be the best friend
That your money can buy
But I need 10 percent for the Big Guy

Ten percent
Ten percent
I need Ten percent for the Big Guy

Ten percent
Ten percent
I need Ten percent for the Big Guy

I said wait a minute buddy
That's an awful lot of cash
Is this for real
Or are you just smokin' crack

He said take it or leave it
These prices are a steal
Just put me on the Board
And you've got yourself a deal

Ten percent
Ten percent
I need Ten percent for the Big Guy

Ten percent
Ten percent
I need Ten percent for the Big Guy

I figured what the hell
So I paid the man
Made my hundred mil
And then we met again

He said, it's great to see you
I'm really glad you're here
And I'm so proud to tell you
About my brand new career

Now I'm an artist
See my painting on the shelf
Such a great investment
Almost pays for itself

But you don't have to tell me
What you wanna do
I'm gonna leave
That decision up to you

I've got the talent
The right last name
My art is guaranteed
To bring fortune and fame

It will be the best investment
That your money can buy
But I need Ten percent for the Big Guy

Ten percent
Ten percent
I need Ten percent for the Big Guy

Ten percent
Ten percent
I need Ten percent for the Big Guy

Ten percent
Ten percent
I need Ten percent for the Big Guy

Ten percent
Ten percent
I need Ten percent for the Big Guy