I'm an Orc!

Well I'm an Orc
And I was born
In a dirty little kingdom
Ruled by a Dark Lord

I work the forge
Making swords
I got a condo in the citadel
The fifty second floor

I drink Malört
When I get bored
I do a little online shopping
Watch Law and Order

I should do more
Save the forests
But I've got bills to pay
And alimony from my divorce

A dwarf named George
He lived next door
One day the Nazgûl knocked
No I don't see 'em anymore

I'm just an Orc
Your average guy in the horde
Doin' the best I can
All Hail the Dark Lord!



Credits
Writer(s): Danny Hornsby
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