18 Wheels of Glory

Are you ready kids
Well Alright
We're on 18 wheels of glory
Ride on through the night
18 Wheels of glory
I'm sure we're gonna make it alright

Because we're high speed trucking
What ya fucking waiting for
Climb aboard and kick down the doors
All the doors
That's right, we're high speed trucking
Across the fucking Nullarbor
Shady deals and skipping meals
Living life on 18 wheels
Is mean and we know it
Come and ride with us through the night
All night long baby

Yeah we're on 18 wheels of glory
Clenched down on your jaw
18 Wheels of glory
Oh no, we don't need no late night coffee store

Because we're high speed trucking
What ya fucking waiting for
Climb aboard and kick down the doors
All the doors
W e're high speed trucking
Across the fucking Nullarbor
Shady deals and skipping meals
Living life on 18 wheels
Is mean and we know it
Come and ride with us through the night
Well let's go riding

So anyway, I been trucking a long time now
Bout 89, 89 years, can you believe that
I thought it was time i trade it in
It's Unbelievable
Haha 89, I'm 141 years old
So I went down to my friend Slippery Pete the Pirate and I said
Slippery Pete, what can you give for this here 18 wheels
Well for 18 wheels my son
I can give you 18 sails
You don't say
I've had the smell of gasoline on me fucking nose for quite awhile
So i'd like to trade it in
For 18
Sails

18 Sails you say
I got 18 sails of glory,Yeah
Sail on through the night, Ooh I like it
Yeah, 18 Sails of glory
Oh yeah, done deal Slippery Pete
I'm sure we gonna make it alright

So now we're high speed sailing
What ya fucking waiting for
Climb aboard start scrubbing the floors
On a boat its called a Deck
We're high speed sailing
Across the fucking Nullarbor
Ship to shore
When trucking fails
Living life on 18 sails
Is mean and we know it
Come and sail with us through the night
(I'm going sailing boys, we'll see you later)
It's mean and we know it
Come and sail with us through the night
(Oh, Slippery Pete's got ya, thank you Slippery Pete)
Oh alright, and it's mean and we know it
Come and sail with us through the night