Grab the Lube

Hey did you know I'm blazed
You'd see it in my eyes
If I wasn't wearing shades
It's in how you phrased
Your question to me why
I got so fuckin high

Hey did you know I'm stoned
I feel it to the bone
Gonna eat an ice cream cone or two
I think I missed your call
it's likely when you phoned
I was getting stoned once again yea

And while I finish up a doob
I'm rolling up the next one
Gonna be a big fat phatty yo
And now I'm thinkin' bout your boob
Someone grab the lube
I'm just sittin' on the patio

Hey did you know I'm high
I tried to be discreet
But I tripped over my feet once again
Hey the munchies got me gripped
I think I might have tripped
And fell into a vat of chocolate pudding
Well I stumbled from the couch
To try to reach the fridge
But I was just a smidge too stoney
So I laid back on the ground
Gripping my baloney
Like a pony who was straining at the reins yea

And while I finish up a doob
I'm rolling up the next one
Gonna be a big fat phatty yo
And now I'm thinkin' bout your boob
Someone grab the lube
I'm just sittin' on the patio

Hey do you know my name
Beau Nair is not a game
Unless you're gonna fit me in your mouth whoa
A challenge to the ladies
Who understand the meaning of my girth
When they're headed down south, yo
I like to roll 'em thick
So I can smoke em long
And write another smash hit country song
I won't whip out my dick
I try to be polite so I ask hey
Would you like to use the bong

And while I finish up a doob
I'm rolling up the next one
Gonna be a big fat phatty yo
And now I'm thinkin' bout your boob
Someone grab the lube
I'm just sittin' on the patio

And while I finish up a doob
I'm rolling up the next one
Gonna be a big fat phatty yo
And now I'm thinkin' bout your boob
Someone grab the lube
I'm just sittin' on the patio