The Golden Age of Doubling Down

It's the golden age of doubling down
Try and catch me now as if you'd know how
If the olden days are coming back around
You can count me out if there's any doubt

So I'll offer you a moment of grace
Just in case you misunderstood
You wouldn't say that straight to my face
Oh, you would? Well, of course you would!

It's the golden age of doubling down
Just watch me now as I take a bow
If the olden days were half as good as the days we're in now
You can count me out if there's any doubt

In the golden age of doubling down
We're in crazy town run by circus clowns
And if somebody suggests we take the temperature down
Well, without a doubt, they'll be ushered out

You just speak the truth that needs to be told
You're so bold, you're a ten-year-old
When the cruelty is the point, I can tell
This is Hell, this is actual Hell

I woke up early from a wonderful dream
Refreshed and energized by what I had seen
When the voice of God spoke, it was totally woke
The internet exploded in a puff of white smoke

It's the golden age of doubling down
And you're wondering how, we could be here now
In the olden days they got so good at pushing folks around
That they're freaking out acting so devout

Though I thought there might be some disconnect
I suspect I was incorrect
And if you can't say anything nice
My advice is to say it twice

Oh, oh, in the golden age of doubling down
Though I don't know how, we've survived 'til now
Since the olden days are coming back around
Let's go underground for an ultrasound

You can tell me this is not who we are
That's bizarre, this is who we are
When it feels like nothing's left to defend
Or amend, this must be the end

This must be the end of something, I guess
This must be the end of something, I guess