i do not have a wife

What you did was unforgivable
What are you talking about?
You killed your wife
What?!

Noooooooo

I don't have a wife
I never had a wife
I don't want a wife
In my whole life

But I am not gay
I had sex with a woman
Over five hundred times
And I liked it
I really liked it

I don't have a wife
I never had a wife
I don't want a wife
In my whole life

You could say that I am gay
You could say that I have a small penis
There are a lot of things you could say
But one thing you could never say
One thing that would be a lie
Would be
If you said
That I have a wife

I am drinking beer
Because I do not have a wife

Peter
You killed your wife (what?!)
Wow! (Really?)
You're ig-ig-gnorant

You killed your wife (what?!)
You're ig-ig-gnorant

Hey hey hey
Stop it

I don't want a wife



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Writer(s): Peter Griffin
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