Richard's Dad

Why won't you call me back?
Why won't you tell me your name, Richard's Dad?
Richard's Dad

Sittin' in the jacuzzi
I'm drinkin' a smoothie
A little bit boozy
And I saw him
I see Richard's Dad
Where we'd been at a thaw
When that ass is fat
I gotta hit that

(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) You're the best I ever had
(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) You're the best I ever had

Yeah but-
But like why would he call me?
Why would he call me?
Like I mean something special?
Like seriously? Dude, like so special
Left my man like that, it's just sad
Sorry he left, but he had to
'cause you're fat, like almost as fat Richard's Dad's Ass
It's 90% of his body mass
Maybe if you did a few more laps
You'd have a chance to hold hands
With Richard's Dad again

(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) You're the best I ever had
(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) You're the best I ever had

I still don't understand what I did to deserve this
Everywhere I go, everyone talks about my father, man
And his... ass of steel
And I don't like that
I can't go anywhere without seeing someone talk about him
What'd I do, man?
This shit's f*cked up, man
I can't sleep without seeing him now

(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) You're the best I ever had
(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) You're the best I ever had
(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) You're the best I ever had
(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) Richard's Dad
(So bad) You're the best I ever had

This shit's f*cked up, man
I can't sleep without seeing him now
Because all I f*cking hear is that
I-I'm so sick of it



Credits
Writer(s): Cameron Doggoth, Michael Grima
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