A Song About Sweaters

Wow Andrew, I had a great time making this album with you

Well I sure did too Sean
But, uh, aren't albums supposed to have a bonus track?

Oh, you're right, like one of those ones at the end
Where its not really part of the album
But, it's just a little something extra

Yeah, it-it's always about, like, a really fun topic you know?
We, we should sing about some fun topic

Okay yeah, something really great
We should sing about something awesome

Yes!

I know

Uh-huh, yeah?

This is A Song About Sweaters!

What? No, no, no!

Sweaters are great
Sweaters are great
Sweaters are comfy and warm
Sweaters are great
Sweaters are great
I've worn them since the day that I was born

Ummmm huh?

Alright everybody, sing it with us this time

Sweaters are great
(No)
Sweaters are great
(No)
Sweaters are comfy and warm
(They're itchy)
Sweaters are great
(No)
Sweaters are great
(And ugly)
I've worn them since the day that I was born

Well that sure explains a lot

Um, Andrew, are you trying to say something about sweaters?

Yeah, they're uncomfy, not like shorts

Alright, go ahead

I like shorts
I like shorts
They're comfy and easy to wear
I like shorts
I like shorts
They're the next best thing to going bear

Huh, ok

I like shorts
(I don't)
I like shorts
(I don't)
They're comfy and easy to wear
(In an oven maybe)
I like shorts
(Huh)
I like shorts
(Lame)
They're the next best thing to going bear

Thank god you didn't

Hey, you're not wearing shorts
How do you know how comfy they are?

I turned twelve

Shorts are sloppy
Shorts are dorky
Shorts can never fit
Shorts droop down
And, shorts ride up
When you wear them, you look like...
You just, never get out very often

Uh-huh

Sweaters are tight
Sweaters are hot
I think sweaters suck
Sweaters bunch up
And, sweaters stretch out
No one looks at Mr. Rogers and thinks...
That's a fashion forward fellow

Okay, I gotta admit, that was pretty good
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Andrew, you really want to sing about shorts

Yes

Well, I really want to sing about sweaters

Well, obviously

You know, these are not opposites
We could put the two together, and meet in the middle

Oh yeah!

A, two, three, four

Seaters are great
And, shorts are too
Wear them both together if you please
Shorts are the best
And, so are sweaters
If you wanna cover your elbows, but not your knees

Seaters are great
And, shorts are too
Wear them both together if you please
Shorts are the best
And, so are sweaters
If you wanna cover your elbows, but not your knees
If you wanna cover your elbows, but not your knees
If you wanna cover your elbows, but not your knees