A Stupid Rap I Wrote For the Cutest Girl In the World

Come to my place to play some Smash
And maybe let's go smash
I know I'm forward
That's where I look
'Cause when I talk
I make all girls shook

I'm a philosopher with a lot more cheese
Like MC Virgins with Socrates
Is this a joke?
Or is this truth?
Why don't you find out
Please come to my room

If you swing with me
We'll swing at 8:30
And if you fuck with me
We'll fuck at 9:30

If you're in love
I hope I'm enough
But if it's just for fucks
I'm sorry, that sucks

I'm in love with only one girl
At one time
And she's my world
And I try to give her what I can provide
Like soda pops and dollar signs

And snuggles that are so tight
And a puppy dog that does not bite
And a song that is all yours
Hey kaash, drop the bass for sure

If you want to get dirty
I ask don't call me daddy
'Cause that's weird in my eyes
I'm cool with anything besides
Feet, and pee, and feces
And anything involving birch trees

Even if you're sweet
Please work on your kinks
If you're in love with me
And you think we're meant to be

I would be repulsed
With your body pillow of Shulk
But if you're not like them
I could make an exception

If you swing with me
We'll swing at 8:30
And if you fuck with me
We'll fuck at 9:30

If you're in love
I hope I'm enough
But if it's just for fucks
I'm sorry, that sucks



Credits
Writer(s): Kyahn Ely
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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