Intro

Adrenaln beats and sweaty feet
Lets fucking go

Are you tired of Soundcloud ads in the middle of your albums?
We are too but there's fuck all we can do about it so go fuck yourself
Are you tired of having to subscribe to music apps to actually listen to it in public?
We are too but there's fuck all you can do about it so go fuck yourself
Expect pay for it you broke bitch
Yeah, pay for Soundcloud and Spotify and Apple Music, are you actually broke?
Shut the fuck up (You wont)

Do you like the classic chocolatey crunch of regular M&Ms
But wish there was peanut butter in there?
Well go buy it then you fucking idiot cause they already sell it ha, ha, ha, ha!
Do you wish you could get snacks at the theatre
Without having to pay extortionate prices
Really? It's just Pepsi and Popcorn
Well fuck you cause thats the only way that the theatres make money
So get fucked

Are you tired of listening to Royalty-Hill
And having your ears fucking munted at the end of every song?
Well we dont give a fuck this is Royalty-Hill
We dont use mic covers, fuck you
(Joe beatboxing)
Keep your hoes in check, bitch

Welcome to the Royalty-Hill Dick On The Traintracks album
Out now if you're listening to it
Because how the fuck else would you be listening to it, you fucking idiot
Streaming on all platforms, unless you're broke, and can't afford it, get fucked
This is Royalty-Hill we don't care about your feelings
We fuck microphones and women, fuck you too bitch