Come Little Mortal

Mmmmm, don't worry, it's all really simple down here
In my humble abode
Lemme explain it for ya, you'll have a hell of a time Ha

Well I'm the demon devil king of hell
Ruler of the realm, with style, can't ya tell?
I'd like to offer up my home, you can even sit on my throne
Relax and why don't you stay a spell

See I've got amenities galore
Beasts that'll do my bidding
And other dark powers in store
You'd think well this fella, he's got everything he can get
Lemme tell you, I need more, more, more

I've got a hunger unlike any mortal man
And it comes from doing the worst things that I can
Makin my guests scream out all night
But I promise you it can feel quite right

There's a selection, a choice here, pleasure or pain
And I'll be making all those choices, since it's really all the same
You don't have to lift a finger, don't worry your pretty little head
Now relax while I'll make your bed

Come little mortal
Can't you see?
I'm everything you'll ever need

Now while you, mull over your options and consider me
Know that if I'm chosen, you'll get more than what you see
An righteous empire, an entire realm
With me and you at the helm

All you've got to do is sign on the dotted line
Say it with feeling, that you want to be mine
I'll shower you with gifts and new power every night
And the blood of our enemies, if you like

Come little mortal
Can't you see?
I'm everything you'll ever need