Rainbow Friends

Hey, can we be friends? (Yeah)
Do you promise? (Uh huh)
We're friends forever, right? (Forever)
Awesome

In a field of flowers I
Picked one and made a wish on dandelion
From now 'til the end of time
These will be the rainbow friends of mine
These rainbow friends of mine
These rainbow friends of mine
But now they're they telling me that I should die (wait, what?)

Tell me, what did I do?
I just picked up a block and you in hot pursuit
Why are you coming at me, Mr. Orange and Green?
Can you give me a clue, wait, what are you doing, Blue?
Boom

I hear them creeping and they crawling, and they coming for me, following
They after me, man, they after me
I hear them creeping and crawling
They coming for me, following
They my enemies, they ain't no friends of me

I can't believe that I was fooled into thinking that you was cool
Blue, dude, did you know, that you big dumb and you drool?
Ooh, I'm coming for your crown now
Better spread the word around town
Sneakily, I get down, grab out my box and make no sound

Green is close, but it don't matter 'cause he's blind
I hear a tummy rumbling, it's Orange's feeding time
I went up to his hideout, walked in like it was my house
Filled up his bowl with food and poisoned it, lights out
One down, quick descent
Next up, I kicked the vent
Instant oof, there go the goof

I bust out the box and I flown the coop
I'm colorblind, but I need to find that beam
(Yes) success, now my eyes on green
Rock, paper, scissor, shoot
Yeah, I got that scissor look
I chop him down to size and now he looking like a baby groot

Now it's only me and you, Blue
Embarrass you up on YouTube
Is exactly what I'm gonna do
But first up here come the hook

I hear them creeping and they crawling
And they coming for me, following
They after me, man, they after me
I hear them creeping and crawling
They coming for me following
They my enemies, they ain't no friends of me

He's chuckling in my face, but he won't be soon
'Cause I will disrupt this place when I pop this balloon
I'm talking boom, it's puncturing, he's suffering, ooh
He said I-I w-w-will get-get you
Now he's stuttering, looking like a blue porky pig
And I'm about to put an end to this roygbiv
He took a step towards me and then he fell
'Cause I dug a huge hole with this cute shovel

Then he fell and fell down into the deep well
But not before I could grab his crown then I yelled
"I'm the winner, I'm the winner, I'm the winner, chicken dinner"
Blue is gone, so's the rest of them, oh no, here's chapter two
What?