Men and Their Missiles

Baba dabba dabba da bup baba da
Baba dabba dabba da bup baba da
Meet me at six under the canopy
Of the new wine bar, I'll have a friend with me

Look it's a dick! It's a rocket ship
Look it's a dick! No, It's a rocket ship
Up in the sky you better look quick
Men and their missiles are a real trip

Sitting at the table just us three
He touches my arm as he as he looks at me
Then he puts his hands between both our legs and says

Look it's a dick! It's a rocket ship
Look it's a dick! No, It's a rocket ship
Down below you better look quick
Ready player two with the joystick

I thought we could live together till the end
But the end is coming fast now
Men and their missiles will destroy our lives
Should have known they're all the same
Peace, she don't come with a guarantee
When war gets all his treats for free

Trains, planes, and shiny pistols
Huge skyscrapers with their initials
Gleaming bombs all shapes and sizes
Submarines, mics, and massage devices

Doo doo doo doo doot doot doot doo
Doo doo doo doo doot doot doot da doo
Doot doo doo doo doo doot da doo doo doo doo doo doo

Look it's a dick! It's a rocket ship
Look it's a dick! No, It's a rocket ship
There's something firing up on his launch pad
This macho shit just makes me mad

ICBM ready
To blow us all to hell
When they're ready

Three, two, one
Launch has begun
It's gonna be fun, fun, fun, fun so much fucking fun